February 2012
Alex: Everybody give it up for Jack on the guitar over here! Never played one note...in his whole life...we just found him...he was a trailer trash wash-up...dropped outta highschool...no parents...no siblings...not even a-
Jack: my sister is here! dude, my sister is at the fucking show!
Alex: May, where are you?
Jack: May, where are you?!
Alex: May, show us your boobs!
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Me: OMFG I love All Time Low so much!
Dad: You don't know them, you're infatuated with them
Me: They're perfect
Brother: It's just a phase
Me: But I know so much about them and I worship them
Mom: You're a teenage girl it's suppose to be like that. You'll move on.
Me: I could never replace them
Teacher: Will they matter ten years from now?
Me: They're my world and always will be
Friends: Will you just shut up about them already!? They don't mean anything in life.
Me: ....And you wonder why I needed them to come save me.
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Alex's 'A-B-C' guides-to-life
A: Ask me about my wiener
B: Bubble guts for me
C: Cat hatred
D: Definitely the best looking member of this band
E: Eucalyptus oil/ English
F: Fancy boots
G: My Great hair
H: Hand jobs in the car
I: I love you
J: Jane Lynch
K: Koala soup
L: I'm LOLing at you
M: My awesome peen
N: Not your peen, my peen
O: Orgasms
P: 8===D
Q: Q-T (what I am)
R: Rupees from Zelda
S: Sword fights in Zelda
T: Trace Cyrus
U: Uvula
V: Vagina
W: Waking up with Wedgies
X: Stupid letter :(
Y: Your face, my pants
Z: Zelda
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New Mibba Diary Entry →
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Chapter 17 of my ATL fanfic is up! →
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Ch. 17 of my ATL fanfic! →